February 2012
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the world is my backyard
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the arkadelphian.: walt's depression manual. →
arkadelphia:
You dummies seem like you’re depressed all the time. Sometimes I am too. In the interest of helping myself feel like an okay-er guy and possibly helping other people, here’s
WHAT TO DO:
—Happy things. Self-explanatory.
Watch Parks and Rec. Alternately, grow a mustache.
Spend time with your…
i was sold at “watch parks and rec” because that’s basically...
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cats and laser pointers
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i can’t decide if tumblr is the most wonderful and enlightening place on the internet or the most depressing
i had stuff written out here but it got incoherent and depressing so i can’t even bullet point this shit right now
if i come back to it later and it shapes up better i’ll put it here or maybe just make a new post. for the general idea all you need to know is that i...
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i downloaded the audiobook for Catching the Big Fish just so i can listen to david lynch talk to me for two hours
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i have a weird relationship with time
everything is what it is right now
12 hours ago i was leaving for class. as soon as i got home though, i became completely oblivious to the fact that it ever happened (as always). it’s gone. was it really this very same day? was it really so recent? 12 measly hours? it seems like a lifetime ago. it’s so far removed from my present that...
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people i love listening to
david lynch (on the iPhone/cooking quinoa/meditation and consciousness)
alan watts (“om”)
ram dass (attachment/desire/experience)
jerry garcia & ken kesey (on the acid tests)
carl sagan (on books)
werner herzog (on nature/on klaus kinski in german)
terence mckenna (“television is a drug”)
allen ginsberg (reading “america”)
i could listen to these...
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i look forward to the days when everyone can look back and think, “remember skrillex?” and laugh about it
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i tried watching Downton Abbey but i got distracted daydreaming about cheesy quinoa cakes and got completely lost so i gave up. another time
i want to make some but since i don’t have any cheese i’m just gonna make some of this instead and find something else to do to stave off tomorrow for as long as possible
dis my night dis my song
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NBC and 'Community' Launching 'Inspector... →
popculturebrain:
hulu:
Turns out the question really is when. 4 awesome words say it all: Inspector Spacetime web series.
From i09:
Word out of the Gallifrey One Doctor Whoconvention is that there is going to be a web series of Community’s Who-parody showInspector Spacetime. It sounds like it won’t be Donald Glover and Danny Pudi in the starring roles, however. Travis Richey, who plays...
last time i had this much fun i was pinned down in a foxhole by the north koreans
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evan: HOLY SHIT BRO
evan: IM WHISTLING
evan: IVE NEVER WHISTLED BEFORE IN MY LIFE
evan: DUUUUUUUDE
me: what
me: lmao
evan: lmao
evan: like i could just never whislte
evan: no matter how hard i tried
me: grats bruv
evan: thanks :3
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i just spent at least half an hour reading through my tweets dating back to august and i’m pretty sure i’m an insane person
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terramantra:
i seriously cannot believe all this bullshit about the virginia “vaginal probe” bill shit, what the fuck is wrong with people. as if the abortion procedure isn’t traumatising as fuck anyway…
i hadn’t heard about this so i looked it up
i hate this fucking country gooberment
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i like clouds
i call them sky kittens
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“fish fingers and custard” should be the “six seasons and a movie” of doctor who
inspector spacetime needs its own phrase too, of course
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evan on indiana jones
damn
i love it
like i just know so many lines by heart
and i watch the movie and say them
that's just sheila, my pet snack!
I HATE SNACKS JACQUE
I HATE 'EM
snake*
not snack >_>
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how to make rice by evan t
nah man
its os ez bro
like
one cup of rice
i think its
1 2/3 cup of water
like a teaspoon of salt
or more if you want
whogives a fuck
like a tablespoon of butter
bring to a boil, cover, simmer for exactly 20 minutes
no more, no less
do not remove the lid, not even once
DO NOT
TOUCH
THE FUCKING LID
DO NOT FUCKING MOVE OR TOUCH THE LID EVER WHEN YOU ARE MAKING RICE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
then after 20 minutes, take it off the eat and eat it
srsly thats the secret
heat*
its the lid man, its all in the lid
you just gotta trust it
if you trust your rice it will not deceive you
and if you DONT TOUCH THAT FUCKING LID
just remember the lid
don't ever remove the lid
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a few weeks ago i dreamt that i met carl sagan and carl sagan was santa claus
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i’ve found that most problems can be solved with a simple two words
fuck it
more tea
just breathe
just be
music, listen
brb nap
don’t sweat
chill out
hot shower
grateful dead
allons-y alonzo
no internet
go outside
love you
i’m sorry
play music
create something
steam sales [lol jk]
take your pick
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i like how alabama basically had a 4-day winter this year
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sometimes when i really feel like hating myself i’ll go to my songmeanings.net account and look at all the comments i made when i was 15
i have to stop every couple of pages from cringing so hard
egads etc
“fricken”
“o.O”
i still hadn’t fully grown out of my ebonics phase
“lol”
“… lol”
“LOL!”
“dayz”
...
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no one appreciates a good weezer singalong these days i tell you hwhat
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The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that...
– Albert Camus (via terramantra)
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