today was the first time i’ve done anything remotely social all year
it was pretty fun i gotta get me one of those life things again but with actual cool people instead of assholes
when i’m walking through the living room and there’s a cat on the floor who just rolls into wherever my foot is about to land when i try to step over him
adam is watching 30 rock at a rate of approximately 18 episodes a day
dude
mark watches buffy the vampire slayer is ruining my life
UGHWHUGHU
Reblog if you love your followers.
Let me love you
for all the people who follow me but i never follow back ilu but i’m lazy at tumblr and i’ll get around to it one of these days and make you pancakesand maybe write you a poem
also to people who ever message me because i pretty much never reply ever because ^^^^
(via thathealthyveggiekid)
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man who she did not know. She thought he was ‘amazing’. She believed him to be her dream partner so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.
A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What was her motive for killing her sister?
well i got totally stumped because instead of reading “while at the funeral of her own mother” i for some reason thought they were at a grocery store what the hell is wrong with me i need to go get more tea does anyone want anything
(via themusicalblankets)
vegan in suburbia: anotherveganpunk: has anyone seen this latest milk... -
has anyone seen this latest milk propaganda?
i wanna puke everywhere
remember kids science is evil
vegans are evil
and only the good lord jesus christ will save you with puss and blood filled…
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FUCK I WISH I COULD MAKE ALMOND MILK AT HOME JUST BY PRESSING A BUTTO THAT COULD ALSO TURN PEOPLE INTO BUNNIES
no kitty pleas estop didding your face thorugh the garbvage
i knowi tp sorlbably comfy and alL BUT NO STOP YOUA RE AKEING A MESS STOP IT
YOU SIR ARE FULL OF SHIT
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