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how to make rice by evan t

• nah man
• its os ez bro
• like
• one cup of rice
• i think its
• 1 2/3 cup of water
• like a teaspoon of salt
• or more if you want
• whogives a fuck
• like a tablespoon of butter
• bring to a boil, cover, simmer for exactly 20 minutes
• no more, no less
• do not remove the lid, not even once
• DO NOT
• TOUCH
• THE FUCKING LID
• DO NOT FUCKING MOVE OR TOUCH THE LID EVER WHEN YOU ARE MAKING RICE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
• then after 20 minutes, take it off the eat and eat it
• srsly thats the secret
• heat*
• its the lid man, its all in the lid
• you just gotta trust it
• if you trust your rice it will not deceive you
• and if you DONT TOUCH THAT FUCKING LID
• just remember the lid
• don't ever remove the lid